So, have you guys seen Whine About It?
This dude, Matt Bellassai, is pretty much the best ever. Every week, he gets drunk on wine (point) at his desk at work (point) and bitches about something (six points).
I adore his posts, especially this one, which perfectly sums up WHY KIDS ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST.
“Kids are always sticky, for three reasons: They ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and failed, they fell in mud, or they are covered in their own bodily fluid.”