Archive of ‘potty humor’ category

Some days are diamonds, some days are rocks

I don’t know how single parents do it. And by that I mean, how do they ever get to go to the bathroom by themselves? I love my Monster, but I cherish those few minutes without a toddler tugging at my pants saying, “Wipe? Wipe?” So please know the rest of what I write is […] Read more…

Who am I?

Adolescent perception of self: Nerdy bookworm Teenage perception of self: Awkward semi-athlete Young adult perception of self: Brazen feminist Current perception of self: Cheese-eating, money-spending nose-picker? It’s funny how we define ourselves. For so long, I had the luxury of being a narcissist who believed I was perfect (or perfectly flawed) based solely on what […] Read more…

Bullseye: This is the power of Home Depot.

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I’m all about the great outdoors, buying local and going to farmers markets. My opinions on capitalism and big-box stores have produced name-calling to the tune of socialist, communist and tree-hugging, patchouli-smelling, non-showering hippie. So it pains me a little to say this: I am thankful we have large, national chain department and hardware stores […] Read more…

Well … crap.

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I have a concern that isn’t common. In fact, there’s only one other person I know of who shares my “condition,” and it’s a situation that will undoubtedly result in my child having a complex and/or gastrointestinal disease. I do not say the “p” word. No, no, not that one – get your head out […] Read more…

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